Things You Would Punch A Random Stranger For Asking You...and other life updates

Well I was supposed to keep up with one of these a week, and sure enough life got in the way. So you get two this week, most likely summing up this first week of being back in Seward in the next message. In the meantime, here's some stolen randomly inspired procrastinational brilliance as I wax nostalgic over an 'about me' list, which I thought had fallen out of the college consciousness after we did like 2000 of them over the last 2 years. Oh well...lol

They Call Me: Schmidty, Joelseph (which is a terrible irony, actually)
- Birthplace: Cambridge, NE
- B-day Month: October
- Current Location: My desk
- Eye Color: Kind of a trainwreck between blue and green
- Hair Color: brownish blondish...again, trainwrecks abound on my face.
- Height: 6'2'' and holding, hopefully
- Righty Or Lefty: Right, unless I'm kicking things. Then it really doesn't matter.
- Zodiac Sign: Keep looking it up, keep forgetting.
- Shoes You Wore Today: My Adidas, tho they may be ruining my feet...
- Your Strengths: Listening, being logical, starting creative stuff without knowing how to finish it
- Your Perfect Pizza: At least three kinds of meat, whole tomatoes, tons of cheese, all with some way of keeping the onions and peppers crunchy-ish.
- Your Thoughts First Waking Up: Dubler, stop calling hunter. He can't/refuses to reach for the phone, which is still conveniently placed right by my head so that it'd be closer for him TO reach it.
- Your Bedtime: Last night, 1. And well earned, I think.
- Your Most Missed Memory: Tie: the last time that the pitch was lit up by heavy lights, with that weightless feeling you can only get from a mix of sweat, endorphins, joy, and competitive fire. The other would be the first time we went to Roger's to watch football. Hard to top those friends, and Nebraska won that day.
- Pepsi Or Coke: Pepsi...then Pepsi again.
- McDonald's Or Burger King: Right now BK has the better dollar menu.
- Single Or Group Dates: Hah! (better in stereo, courtesy of Hensch).
- Best Friend: Hard to come by, harder to keep.
- Boyfriend/Girlfriend: A mythical creature that would only arrive as a precursor to the apocalypse...or a general change in my luck.
- Adidas Or Nike: Adidas cleats, but their shoes are sort of pissing me off as of late...
- Chocolate Or Vanilla: Ice cream? Vanilla. In general? Chocolate.
- Cappuccino Or Coffee: Blech.
- Smoke: Not now, not ever. It's hard enough to run as is...
- Cuss: Am I at home? Then not really. Am I at school? Um...
- Sing: Nope
- Have A Crush: Outgrew those a long time ago.
- Do You Think You've Been In Love: Honestly, no.
- Do you want to go to college: Kinda late to turn around now....
- Where: The build-up over the sarcasm you are probably expecting here is so great that I'm not sure text can actually do it justice. But if I had to do it all over again, I'd still be here.
- Like High School: Sans Soccer, no.
- Want To Get Married: Ironically, more than I want most things.
- Believe In Yourself: In my ability to screw up? That's unwavering. In my ability to fix my screw-ups? Almost as much.
- Motion Sickness: Bring it on.
- Think You're Attractive: Haha, no. But Husker red makes everything a little bit better.
- Get Along With Your Parent(s): In a very, very odd way, yes.
- Like Thunderstorms: Coolest thing this side of July 4th.
- Play An Instrument: I pretend to play the guitar, and I destroy the Rock band guitar...for whatver that's worth (besides getting friends to brag and setting the bar too high...dubler, this is all your fault :P).
- Country/Place You Would Most Like To Visit: Anywhere in Europe
I n t h e p a s t m o n t h . . .
- Drank Alcohol: Yep.
- Smoked: Not a chance.
-Done A Drug: No
- Had Sex: No. I wonder who actually freely admits that or just lets people know for the first time by using one of these things...
- Gone To The Mall: No.
- Made Homemade Cookies: Made, no. Eaten, most definitely.
- Gone Skinnydipping: Have you seen the temperature outside?
- Dyed Your Hair: Nope.
- Stolen Anything: Probably some internet at some point...
H a v e y o u e v e r . . .
- Been Caught, You Know: No, wait...what're you trying to ask, nameless quiz asker-person? You've already asked if I'm in love and if I've had sex...you're going to draw the line now?
- Stripped For Someone: See what I mean? Shameless. And no...that's retarded.
- Done Something Really Kinky: No. Also, I hate you.
- Been Called A Tease: Maybe once. But probably by a girl I would never date.
- Gotten Beaten Up: No.
- Shoplifted: My 'go big or go home' reflex hasn't ever kicked in during that sort of situation, so no.
- Changed Who You Were To Fit In: Yeah, probably when I was younger. And I hated myself for it.
- Age You Hope To Be Married: I'll probably feel too young to get married until it actually happens. Unless it happens very late in my life. Which probably won't happen. So, there ya go.
- Thought About How You Want To Die: In a blaze of glory against a million zombies, or at the very least doing something to save somebody else....regardless, anything that doesn't involve alzheimer's. That shit scares me.
- Given Anyone A Bath? Probably my kid brothers back when they were barely old enough to sit up.
-Bungee Jumped? Someday....
- Made Yourself Throw Up? No, I'm trying to GAIN weight.
- Made Yourself Cry To Get Out Of Trouble? Ha, they never would have bought that.
- Actually Seen Your Crush Naked? Crushes are for 13 year old girls and the Hulk...with completely different definitions.
- Cried When Someone Died? Just enough.
- Fallen For Your Best Friend? Yeah, I think so.
- Been Rejected? I have it nailed down to the week when it will happen, despite my best efforts to the contrary.
- Rejected Someone? Yeah.
- Used Someone? Probably not
- Done Something You Regret? There are also a few things I didn't do that I regret.